How to not exist

So when I was told to produce less dirty laundry, I began thinking...what is the source of me having to use clean clothes and take showers? Then I realized, there are 2 reasons or causes. The first is society. People don't like smelly people, and that's sort of like a half fact, but we'll say it's closer to fact than unfact. Fact just lost meaning to me, but I noticed that it has the word "fat" in it, which brings me to my next point: food. If I didn't eat (and excessively, at that), I wouldn't sweat. If this were the case, I would be less smelly as a person (and perhaps more likeable) and never have to take showers. Without showers, I wouldn't have to change into clean clothes, barring a mustard stain or spilling of ice cream onto my pants. But since I'm not eating in this scenario, that wouldn't be a problem.
If I stopped eating, I would probably not have much energy, so it would be best to stay indoors. I wouldn't need internet or a computer or a phone because I would have no desire to interact with the outside world. Cause: lack of energy. Of course, as a totally unsmelly person, the world would want to interact with me, but that's beside the point. I could lie in bed all day and pretty much just sleep. Close the blinds and sleep into non-existence.
Additionally, this would be resource efficient. The rest of the world would have the food available that I didn't eat, the electricity that I didn't consume, the clean water that I didn't use, etc. Furthermore, resources would be through the roof if we all followed this example. In fact, we wouldn't even need resources. We could also throw ambition and desire for anything out the window, which I think is a good idea. We wouldn't have even constructed windows, because, well, we never would have the energy to fabricate that. Thus, ambition and desire and all that could just sort of sublimate and float toward the heavens through the holes in the walls that wouldn't exist, and we could all be happy without having to worry about goals and the future and such.
To illustrate my point- in the time it has taken me to write this, I have begun sweating. However, this probably wouldn't have happened had I not eaten breakfast this morning, right? I'm going to go take a shower.